extremely funny to me that menstral cycles are mostly observed in humans and our primate cousins. and also bats and elephant shrews for some reason? like okay girl what happened here. what part of the evolutionary tree decided those lil guys should get periods too.
get this bitch an ibuprofen and a heated water bottle ☝️☝️☝️
best horror movie of the year
is this A24
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candy before beer youre in the clear. beer before candy hurricane sandy
hey, I went to Mad At You Island and it wasn’t empty. there was a stranger you were a bit curt with on a bad day, an old friend who you got into a falling out with, a labmate who’s experiment you messed up by mistake, someone who’s birthday you forgot, an internet stranger who is hellbent on deciding you’re not morally good enough for not reblogging a post or not following a one day boycott. and it is kind of mortifying to realise that Mad At You Island will never be uninhabited, but it’s just a fact of life. and if you try to reduce the population to zero, you’ll end up whittling yourself down to nothing
this is completely true, and you know what else? i’ve actually visited Mad at You Island a few times, and while it’s never empty, the turnover rate is pretty high. most people only pop in for a minute or two at a time, a couple of hours at most. in most cases, they have better things to do with their days then sit and stew on Mad at You Island. and while there are certainly exceptions, in general, if you are someone who does your best to communicate openly and listen well and be decent to other people, then most of the time, folks you find lingering for ages on Mad At You island probably got lost on their way to Mad At Myself Island. that’s a bummer for them, because it sucks in both those places, but that’s neither your fault nor your problem.
though i once would not have believed this, it’s okay to let people go to Mad At You Island. it is, in fact, one of the great joys of life to reach the day where you see someone set off for that desolate hellscape and, with delighted relief, realize, “my god! i don’t have to follow them.”
HEARTBREAKING: band you just discovered doesn’t have any other songs that sound like that
ADHD and autism has always existed throughout history but I think the difference now is the extreme stigma around the labels and the rush to figure out a cause. So many historical texts, newspapers and journals describe people who are potentially neurodivergent, had a learning disorder or intellectual disability. They’re like “My son is really helpful around the farm but he’s got a habit of repeating himself over and over again, he didn’t do good in school and he doesn’t seem interested in going to dances and meeting new people. He’s a good boy, just quiet.” or “My sister is a sweet girl but she is very sensitive and it takes a while for her to get used to changes. She’s house proud and very particular about where everything goes.“ and that is just how it was. Institutionalization was part of the reason you didn’t ‘see’ autistic and intellectually disabled people and another reason was that they just lived out their lives without anyone looking.
Convening my most powerful generals to call them gay little fat boys who are too pussy to kill civilians: my new “drunk stepdad” theory of government.
It is so hysterically funny to me that homophobic Christians behave like marriage is a Christianity exclusive concept and that is why gay marriage shouldn’t exist. Genuinely out there acting like Jesus invented marriage and it’s not a cultural universal that has existed since before the beginning of written language. Not just in societies that practiced monotheistic abrahamic religions, it was a thing in Mesopotamia. You do not get to act like the Christian concept of marriage is the only valid concept of marriage. It entered the game late.
